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Ass From The Past: Practice Makes Perfect 
Football practice may be over, but a well-rounded man works out all of his muscles. No need to shed the shoulder-pads.
Ass From The Past: Summer Sweatin’
In the summer with only a fan it’s hard not to stick to the sheets, so why not make it a little stickier?
Ass From The Past: Hold On For Dear Life
When you find such a cute butt, you can’t let it get away, so grab on and don’t let go, and keep the other end anchored as well just for good measure.
Ass From The Past: Shag
A shag haircut won’t get in the way of a good shag as long as both of you have one. Just make sure if you’re shaggy above, be shaggy below for balance.
Ass From The Past: Don’t Mess Up My Sweater
Don’t Mess Up My Sweater — My mom made it for me and she would be so mad if I got some strange man’s jizz all over it. Even though, that does sound kind of hot…
Ass From The Past: Get Dirty Before You Get Clean
The bathroom floor is a little cold, but who could complain when they have a guy to warm them up from the inside?
Ass From The Past: Let It Fly
Is it true that morning wood is caused by a full bladder? Something tells me this soldier will still be standing at attention even when he’s finished watering the grass.
Ass From The Past: Deep Throat Detailing
They could be fixing that old car or maybe just hiding in the junkyard, but whether it’s a blow job or a lube job, they want it bad and no one is around to stop them.
Ass From The Past: Saved By The Bell
There’s something about his oversized Polo shirt and that capitalist glint in his eye that made his friend get down on his knees. What else is there to do after school anyway when your Sega breaks and there’s no more Capri Sun in the fridge?
Ass From The Past: Brokeback Fever
Heath and Jake may have forever popularized the gay cowboy, but let’s not forget that cowboys have always been slightly faggy, especially blonde ones. Who are wearing chaps. And nothing else.
Ass From The Past: For A Cold Winter’s Night
The erect dick can be the warmest part of the body, so what better way to stay warm this winter than to have two of them inside of you? The roaring fire is a nice touch as well, if you even notice it. xoxo Frank
Ass From The Past: Rowing
Who is the coxswain of this vessel? These men aren’t wearing any clothes! Maybe shedding the excess weight will help them win the race, but watching the taught naked body in front of them rhythmically push and pull down the river could get distracting… xoxo Frank
